Or, how do I suck, let me count the ways.
I can come up with exactly one:
1. Sailed to Australia from Vancouver on the last of the big ocean-going passenger ships (as opposed to a cruise ship) and back a year later, calling in at Hawaii, New Zealand, Fiji, Hong Kong, Tokyo, Los Angeles and San Francisco. I was aged 3 and 4 at the time, but I do remember quite a bit.
It's a good one, so I thought it was worth mentioning.
In my defence, it's not so much that I'm pathetic as I surround myself with people who have led more interesting lives than I have.
I can come up with exactly one:
1. Sailed to Australia from Vancouver on the last of the big ocean-going passenger ships (as opposed to a cruise ship) and back a year later, calling in at Hawaii, New Zealand, Fiji, Hong Kong, Tokyo, Los Angeles and San Francisco. I was aged 3 and 4 at the time, but I do remember quite a bit.
It's a good one, so I thought it was worth mentioning.
In my defence, it's not so much that I'm pathetic as I surround myself with people who have led more interesting lives than I have.