Today's "news" roundup

[inulro]

Shock, horror! Apparently students at Oxford take drugs. Who knew? Wait, that'll be everyone who's ever been near an institution of higher learning.

Can I have my grant to study the toilet habits of bears & the religion of the Pope now?

Of all the stupid drunken antics in the world, getting drunk and defecting to North Korea has to have the harshest consequences.

Comments

[diffrentcolours]

To be honest, most of the Oxford students I know can't find illegal substances with both hands...