That kitchen implements meme

You don't think I actually know what we have in the kitchen, do you? Or more to the point, how often it gets used?

The point is supposed to be to prove that everybody thinks they're a gourmet when actually they live of microwave meals and takeaways.

I don't even pretend.

I also don't buy things without carefully considering whether it's actually going to be useful, which I suppose makes me a Bad Consumer.